Oh Balls, have you ever wondered what it was like to hang out with Robert and Ryan? This is exactly what it is like. From the inner jokes to the constant feeling like they are picking on you, Muscle Boys is obscure and self referential while never being exclusive. And now you can get both EPs on one fancy disc at the low low price of just $10. But don’t take my word for it. Just read the proper description and then visit https://www.createspace.com/2000992

Muscle Boys is a snotty, tongue-in-cheek gabber punk band that records short albums that play like the most alcohol fueled garage revival acts of the late 80s and early 90s.

Parodying the seriousness of most gabber and digital hardcore without resorting to mere novelty, Muscle Boys are the perfect party band for the musically jaded.

The original EP hits hard and doesn’t let up with only a small sampling of what was coming around the bend. The second EP was were the true voice of Muscle Boys was found. The punk and gabber elements were patch-worked together with just the right amount of pop sensibilities to appeal to noise freaks, angsty tweens, punk rawkers, and ravers.

These two EPs together are a 29 minute party you’ll be glad to keep coming back too.