November 9, 2011 9:08 pm
Oh Balls, have you ever wondered what it was like to hang out with Robert and Ryan? This is exactly what it is like. From the inner jokes to the constant feeling like they are picking on you, Muscle Boys is obscure and self referential while never being exclusive. And now you can get both EPs on one fancy disc at the low low price of just $10. But don’t take my word for it. Just read the proper description and then visit https://www.createspace.com/2000992Muscle Boys is a snotty, tongue-in-cheek gabber punk band that records short albums that play like the most alcohol fueled garage revival acts of the late 80s and early 90s.Parodying the seriousness of most gabber and digital hardcore without resorting to mere novelty, Muscle Boys are the perfect party band for the musically jaded.The original EP hits hard and doesn’t let up with only a small sampling of what was coming around the bend. The second EP was were the true voice of Muscle Boys was found. The punk and gabber elements were patch-worked together with just the right amount of pop sensibilities to appeal to noise freaks, angsty tweens, punk rawkers, and ravers.These two EPs together are a 29 minute party you’ll be glad to keep coming back too. 

Oh Balls, have you ever wondered what it was like to hang out with Robert and Ryan? This is exactly what it is like. From the inner jokes to the constant feeling like they are picking on you, Muscle Boys is obscure and self referential while never being exclusive. And now you can get both EPs on one fancy disc at the low low price of just $10. But don’t take my word for it. Just read the proper description and then visit https://www.createspace.com/2000992

Muscle Boys is a snotty, tongue-in-cheek gabber punk band that records short albums that play like the most alcohol fueled garage revival acts of the late 80s and early 90s.

Parodying the seriousness of most gabber and digital hardcore without resorting to mere novelty, Muscle Boys are the perfect party band for the musically jaded.

The original EP hits hard and doesn’t let up with only a small sampling of what was coming around the bend. The second EP was were the true voice of Muscle Boys was found. The punk and gabber elements were patch-worked together with just the right amount of pop sensibilities to appeal to noise freaks, angsty tweens, punk rawkers, and ravers.

These two EPs together are a 29 minute party you’ll be glad to keep coming back too. 

November 1, 2011 6:31 pm
A little update of sorts.Coming Next Week, after a short delay, the new NRIII release “Solus Patior” Professional CD-R.At the end of the month the above album, “EP Collections” by Muscle Boys will be release via Professional CD-R as well. This is collection of the first two Muscle Boys EPs from 2009 and 2010 respectively.Sometime between these two physical releases you’ll find a new free downloadable album from Mental Rat, an early 1990s obscurity from the waning days of cassette culture.Additionally, in the next few months we will be redesigning the Website as well as working towards creating a stronger presence on SoundCloud to make it even easier to download and stream any of our downloadable releases.Thanks for sticking with us.

A little update of sorts.

Coming Next Week, after a short delay, the new NRIII release “Solus Patior” Professional CD-R.

At the end of the month the above album, “EP Collections” by Muscle Boys will be release via Professional CD-R as well. This is collection of the first two Muscle Boys EPs from 2009 and 2010 respectively.

Sometime between these two physical releases you’ll find a new free downloadable album from Mental Rat, an early 1990s obscurity from the waning days of cassette culture.

Additionally, in the next few months we will be redesigning the Website as well as working towards creating a stronger presence on SoundCloud to make it even easier to download and stream any of our downloadable releases.

Thanks for sticking with us.

January 3, 2011 2:46 pm
Release 002. from Neon Doom. The first Muscle Boys EP was created as a quick gabber send up because it was late at night and we had a need for pounding speed. The project would later take on a more gabber punk influence later on, which can be heard beginning in the cover of “Where Eagles Dare” off of this album. This first release, however, was almost strictly HxC gabber, from the down pitched dance floor war threats to the skittering and swirling synths and pounding beats. This “joke” quickly became a repeated listen over the months after it was made and led us to create a second EP of more pop influenced gabber and currently working on a third collection. Enjoy this tongue-in-cheek approach to a stern genre.   The Muscle Boys logo was created by friend Robert Inhuman, from the band Realicide.Muscle Boys EP1 (2009)1. Just One of the Boys2. Boys of the Night3. Beginning to Fuck4. Handsome Women5. Muscle Boytique6. Muscle Up

Release 002. from Neon Doom.

The first Muscle Boys EP was created as a quick gabber send up because it was late at night and we had a need for pounding speed. The project would later take on a more gabber punk influence later on, which can be heard beginning in the cover of “Where Eagles Dare” off of this album. This first release, however, was almost strictly HxC gabber, from the down pitched dance floor war threats to the skittering and swirling synths and pounding beats. This “joke” quickly became a repeated listen over the months after it was made and led us to create a second EP of more pop influenced gabber and currently working on a third collection. Enjoy this tongue-in-cheek approach to a stern genre.

 

The Muscle Boys logo was created by friend Robert Inhuman, from the band Realicide.

Muscle Boys EP1 (2009)
1. Just One of the Boys
2. Boys of the Night
3. Beginning to Fuck
4. Handsome Women
5. Muscle Boytique
6. Muscle Up